She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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