if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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