woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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