I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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