So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Randomize
