Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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