He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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