You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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