So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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