just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You have to summon your inner elephant
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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