So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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