Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
