we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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