ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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