Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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