I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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