1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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