OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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