I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Sext me about skeletons
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
