with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Never underestimate the power of titties
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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