Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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