Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I met the friendliest cop last night
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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