I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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