i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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