ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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