She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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