she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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