Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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