OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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