i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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