i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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