Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I think people are normalizing furries
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