whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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