that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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