i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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