barbara walters just said penis...
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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