So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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