it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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