First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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