They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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