ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
