How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
