To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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