it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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