dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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