We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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