babies were throwing up all over the place
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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