I hate your face
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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