don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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