OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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