I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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