Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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