Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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