I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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