I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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